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i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'
I love the alarmed tone of the cat meows when I’m home much later than usual. It sounds like “did you know?? Did you know it is late at night?! Hey! Hey! Did you know that there has not been dinner?! No dinner for cats? Hey! I can tell you are as concerned and worried about these developments as we are. My brother and I are also very concerned. No dinner!! The cats have not had dinner! Hey! Heeey!! Should you maybe call a police or pope or something? Congress? Dolly Parton? Did you know about this?”
made some autism creatures last night, feel free to steal
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the way i never have any idea what's going on and somehow always feel like i'm doing something wrong
What
….this was an absolute R i d e and i am irrevocably curious
Let me just say as someone who is up to date on this comic, this isn’t the wildest thing to happen.
is…IS THAT FUCKING SWIPER???!?!
I fully assumed this was just some crazy one-shot, and now I find out there’s over a hundred other pages just like it.
There’s how many pages.
there’s 131 pages and this comic is a masterpiece
i understand the irony of this thought considering i got rid of my dick like pretty recently but i kinda wanna fuck my girlfriend with a strapon
No, no, this is different.
... yes, of course... it makes sense...
keyboard macros for subs that type out moans, whimpers, barks, etc. with a single keystroke so they can respond to DMs while they're too riled up to type properly.
I really should make a keyboard that can make accurate bottom keymashing at the press of a button.
going to work 😌
the extremely ominous part in the middle where he picked up a hammer and just held it for a minute like he was threatening the car into compliance
2008-2017 Wuling Rongguang/Chevrolet N300
game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.
visual novel games should be screen reader compatible and controls should be fully re-mappable by fucking default also.
Can I Play That? does reviews of accessibility in games btw. even if you do not need accessibility features personally I think it's important to familiarize yourself with the range of options that are or aren't commonly available + reflect on who is being left out of gaming communities and development because of it
and also personally blowing a kiss to every modder who has put in the time and effort that devs chose not to in order to represent and include disabled people. I love you
“…use things to have good days.”
the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables